Can Anybody Fly This Thing
23 February 2012 @ 5:06 PM

el3ctrik-moon:

What I think Jonny Buckland’s average day is like.

8:30am - Wake up. Escape Chris’s clutches and get out of bed. Air guitar at the mirror.

8:45am - Have a shower. Get out and wonder where your all clothes went. Realize Chris stole them and ran away.

9:00am - Break into your secret wardrobe. Find some clothes to wear and browse your hat collection. Decide on your classic green cap. Look ten times cuter than normal when you put it on.

9:15am - Have cake for breakfast. Think about Blacky and decide to have ice cream as well. Sob sadly to yourself for a while. 

10:00am - Go to the Bakery. Tell Chris to try better next time he steals your clothes. Stare at Guy. Write some awesome lead solos for a new song.

12:30pm - Go back home and make some peanut butter sandwiches for lunch. Read the newspaper to try and take your mind off Blacky. Despite your best efforts, end up sobbing hopelessly in a small, dark corner of your bedroom anyway.

1:30pm - Photo shoot with the guys. Look slightly stoned because your eyes are still red from crying. Feel better after a while and grin at the camera. Camera turns into a beautiful butterfly and flies away.

2:00pm - Replace camera… again. 

2:30pm - Stop off at a music store to get some new strings for your guitar. Walk past a hat shop on your way back. Buy everything in the shop, even the berets.

3:15pm - Parade around your house in the newly acquired headgear. This takes some time due to the huge amount that you own. 

4:30pm - Have a cup of tea. Chris returns. Watch Deal or No Deal with him because nothing else is on. Do hilarious impressions of Noel Edmonds together. 

5:30pm - Get a phone call from Will who tells you to watch the news. Discover that Guy has been killing gym receptionists and supermarket attendants with his good-looks again. Shrug it off like you usually do.

6:00pm - Jam with Chris for a bit, amp at full volume. Neighbor come round to complain about the noise. Offer her some cake. End up listening to stories about her many cats for a good hour and a half before she finally leaves.

7:45pm - Go to the pub for dinner with Chris. Guy turns up. Berate him for causing so many accidents with his disturbing beauty. Guy seems too drunk to listen properly and just asks why you haven’t married Chris yet.

9:30pm - Guy gets even drunker and tries to pay you to snog Chris. Do it for free because what the hell, you completely adore him anyway. 

10:30pm - Guy goes home. Hang around in the pub for a bit longer. Think about Blacky. Forlornly head back home.

11:00pm - Put on your pajamas which have unicorns on them. Chris complains that he doesn’t like the look the unicorns are giving him. Ignore him and go to sleep.

2:30am - Dream about becoming so cute that the world simply can’t handle it and explodes.

3:45am - Mutter “Blacky… where are you?” in your sleep. Roll over and sadly cuddle your pillow. 

5:00am - Dream about opening a hat business when you retire. 

Fin.

(Source: rockanory)

3 months ago via rockanory (originally rockanory)
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    I love how the Berrycolour things comes into the story haha xD
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    HAHAHHA ‘he doesnt like the look the unicorns are giving him’ hahhahah
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    I’m laughing my ass off.
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